Post by keithrox on Jun 18, 2008 4:08:30 GMT -5
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
'Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.?
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month
In addition, Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with ' Clinton Soup,' in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, 'I don't know, I never had one.'
The Clinton revised the judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.'
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.'
... ya gotta love it
From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
'Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.?
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month
In addition, Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with ' Clinton Soup,' in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, 'I don't know, I never had one.'
The Clinton revised the judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.'
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.'
... ya gotta love it