Post by racer7chick on Jul 2, 2006 10:58:40 GMT -5
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN Alabama
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant bar. While having a drink of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her
head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks
over to the woman, lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right cheek a lick with this tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breath again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says. "Ya know, I'd heerd of that
there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't nivver seed nobody do it!"
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant bar. While having a drink of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her
head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks
over to the woman, lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right cheek a lick with this tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breath again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says. "Ya know, I'd heerd of that
there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't nivver seed nobody do it!"
racer7chick aint right!! 
