Post by Bama on Sept 6, 2006 9:29:46 GMT -5
Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they
see a
> sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each,
> trousers $2.50 each. "
> Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole
gob of
> these, take'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and
make a
> fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your
accent, they
> might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us.
Now, I'll
> talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from
Alabama."
>
> They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll
take 50
> of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00
each, 50
> pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup
and..."
>
> The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Alabama, ain't
ya?"
>
> "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
>
> "Because this is a dry cleaners
see a
> sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each,
> trousers $2.50 each. "
> Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole
gob of
> these, take'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and
make a
> fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your
accent, they
> might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us.
Now, I'll
> talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from
Alabama."
>
> They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll
take 50
> of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00
each, 50
> pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup
and..."
>
> The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Alabama, ain't
ya?"
>
> "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
>
> "Because this is a dry cleaners
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