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Post by keithrox on Jul 11, 2006 22:31:56 GMT -5
Men Strike Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth !
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 11, 2006 22:46:01 GMT -5
hmm....sounds like someone is asking for it!!!!!
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Post by Bama on Jul 12, 2006 8:30:28 GMT -5
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Good!!
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Post by ratherbracin on Jul 12, 2006 14:52:29 GMT -5
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Good!! Women will never be equal to men...........you said it right bama
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 12, 2006 19:31:25 GMT -5
she means bc we are so much better than men will ever be!!
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Post by Bama on Jul 12, 2006 19:44:14 GMT -5
If we have to walk down the street with a beer gut and bald head and think it's sexy, I don't think we want to be equal
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 12, 2006 22:02:42 GMT -5
haha...hmm....true so true
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Post by racer7chick on Jul 13, 2006 11:17:37 GMT -5
OMG I'm still ticked about the women having smaller feet! That aint right! LOL We have smaller feet because smaller feet are pretty and easier to paint with pink polish! so there!
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Post by ratherbracin on Jul 13, 2006 15:02:29 GMT -5
OMG I'm still ticked about the women having smaller feet! That aint right! LOL We have smaller feet because smaller feet are pretty and easier to paint with pink polish! so there! TRUTH HURTS SOMETIMES....LOLOLOL.....
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 13, 2006 15:21:36 GMT -5
hey racer7chick...we can always paint their toes with pink polish!!! haha wont be as pretty as ours but its a start
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Post by Bama on Jul 13, 2006 15:34:47 GMT -5
When u say the word "truth" around those guys watch their face it goes They have no clue!!
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 13, 2006 15:37:50 GMT -5
#24# #24#
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Post by ratherbracin on Jul 13, 2006 16:23:51 GMT -5
taint nobody painting my toe nails.... and ya'll just think ya'll are funny
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 13, 2006 16:37:29 GMT -5
i betcha we could paint ur toenails...we would paint em purple if ya wanted!!
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Post by keithrox on Jul 13, 2006 16:55:15 GMT -5
If we have to walk down the street with a beer gut and bald head and think it's sexy, I don't think we want to be equal hey watch this.......... but just think of the improvement it would be. now thats really gonna hurt
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 14, 2006 0:44:50 GMT -5
eww..cant wait til bama sees that one
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Post by ratherbracin on Jul 14, 2006 8:52:05 GMT -5
ouch that gonna leaves a mark...lol
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Post by wannabe21 on Jul 14, 2006 10:52:48 GMT -5
im gonna let her take that one...i aint messin with that one!!
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Post by keithrox on Jul 22, 2006 0:01:53 GMT -5
can't argue with the truth
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Post by Bama on Jul 22, 2006 8:09:27 GMT -5
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