Post by racer7chick on Sept 7, 2006 12:33:23 GMT -5
Two ladies talking in heaven . . .
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead,I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran into the attic
and
searched, and
down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked
under all
the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I
became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
be
alive.
